Map Legend

If you want me come and find me I'm in Death Valley
Lots of old people more seniors than a pep rally
What
Lines be piling up you'd think I kept a tally
Quarter tank on my way out, this trip could end badly
But I'm a legend, not allegedly either
Life on the edge
And at this point it's objective
You're free to offer objections
Junior at the end of my name, my father professed it
Murder Mountain and this album is like sophomore and freshman
So many punches in a combo you're dead long before the endin'
Smoking gas that can start up a lawnmower engine
Now that I got your attention grab your popcorn and beverage
Godly aura when I'm present my dog Morty's a legend
Your sob story's depressin', I have an honest question
Who's fuckin' with the wolves, am I being condescendin'
Although I'm kind of sending a message by even asking
Been receiving slack for these Helvetica bold statements
But the credit I am owed is crazy
Every record the flow is amazing
26 letters I go from A-to-Z, superior there is no one
Serendipity how I came up with that line while driving through Arizona
Van can only carry so much, and my notebook weighs a ton
Nomadic with no home address, they the ones working like lazy bums
I pull up blazing a blunt and still get paid up front
Grippin my tape I kick flips then skate off on a shake junt
Stopped chasing Lady Luck and that was the day we fucked

Could drive blindfolded and still arrive to where I'm headed
Learn to read the map where's the legend?
Infinite miles is about how far my imagination stretches
Learn to read the map where's the legend

Map legend
Where we at
Map legend
Where we at

If you want me keep looking
Just hit the Grand Canyon
Fig they tried to cut me down but this man's banyan
Gold teeth transient, one of those damn Miamians
Peep the ambiance of what my bad planning had me in
Stranded like Gilligan, have to be diligent
Freezing temperatures in Williams how much cooler with this get
Just got a video sent of her removing a silk dress
Said she dreamt about me and woke up with 2 pillows wet
Silhouettes outside of my window in the wilderness
The cloth I'm cut from from is just different
Yours thinner than a Gildan is
Surprised nothing killed me yet
Still in death my writing will live forever like Gilgamesh
Went on a Pilgrimage and came back filthy rich
Now I'm connected on both sides like I built a bridge
Went on a drive, looked in the mirror saw a wolf killin shit
Write to the beat til it's dead
My booth switches time zones like Bill and Ted
Maybe my van's a Delorean
Morty is Yoda when I'm on my Mandalorian
On the I-40 again
Heavyweight champ for the win
Verses are map coordinates to my extraordinary trips

Excuse me, you look like you lost, need directions? I got you
Learn to read the map, where the legend?
Looking for info on me like it's treasure by my X's
What that do, nothing
Learn to read the map where's the legend

I'm a map legend
Map legend