Cuppa and a Biscuit

Oh, have I got plans
For a cuppa and a biscuit
And a man, a plain old, ordinary
Working man.

I'll lift that lid off my kettle and let him in
Oh yeah, I get right to showin' him
How I do the deed

There ain't no time for chitter chat
When you got the need
I'll blow him just a little kiss
As he fills my pot
Let him give my shiny knob a twist
To make it get hot

Time to take a seat
Slow it down
Let the steam rise
And we'll wait for the
Wait for the, wait for the
Water to boil
Ninety-three degrees
Knows how to please

My kettle starts to
Steam and scream
It's blowin' its top
So I pull out my drawers
So he can see what I got

English breakfast, earl grey
A cup and a sauce
Now wait a minute earl grey
You got to be
Seriously, those earl grey drinkers can knack off

One must not expect good things too quickly
The scrumptious things in life
Need self-control
You will be rewarded
If you hold on to your seat
But to get the full effect,
You've got to let it steep

So I bop in the bag
Bop, bop, bop
Dazzle him with a little bit a small talk
Like how you can't pull it out
Too soon, that'll make a lady walk
Oh, baby I hear your plea,
You need a cuppa
Cuppa tea

Quick the tea goes in the cup
He's dyin' of thirst
I don't want to hear no blasphemy
That milk goes in first
I'll offer him a lump or two
'Cause he likes it sweet
Then in they go, nice and slow
Oh, be still my heartbeat

Ooh he sips and then he yips
And gives me a smile
If you're tryin' to get a hold of me
Hey, I might be a while
I gotta reel him in now
So he never forgets
I bolt the door, open the drawer
And let him at my biscuits
Man, oh man, I tell you no ma
Has had a cuppa and a biscuit like mine