Astestikloidfältet

Hawaii is beautiful and fun
Hula, hula, hula
Yes: hula, hula, hula
We're playing "The Honolulu Rock" tonight
Be careful! We have entered an astesticloid belt
Prepare for emergency landing
Mother trucker!
What's that thundering sound?
Turn on the radio again
We need peace of mind

It's so beautiful in Hawaii
Hula, hula, hula in Honolulu
Yes: hula, hula in Honolulu
Ho! No!
Lu! Lu!
Yes!
O, what a blessed peace of mind this is!
In Honolulu, Hawaii, it's actually quite nice!
Darn!
The alarm again
How madly I want to be there, swimming all day long!
Alert! Astesticloids!
Hula, hula in Honolulu
Hula, hula in Honolulu
Hu!
Seems that we have an engine problem
La!
Seems that we have an engine problem
The engine?
No, no, no, no
No, there's no problem with the engine, and will never be
Come, help me, please!
Honolulu
In Hawaii
Is the best new thing I've heard for 10,000 years!
Hula, hula in Honolulu!
Ho! No! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu! Lu!
Seems that we have a problem with our scrotum!
In Honolulu, Hawaii!
Come, quick
Please
Hawaii is the best
There's a grain of truth to that
It's the best island, and therefore it's quite nice being there
Being there, oh
It's like being at a marvellous party!
For the last time, I repeat
Turn the backup radio off

Obediently, our Savant turns the backup radio off
And finds himselves in the middle of an astesticloid belt
Orbs of Reproductivity ponds and patters against the hull of the ship
Bery aggressively!!
Verily, we must now surrender
Yo the winds of fate, and commence an emergency landing
On that planet in front of us
Savantovit cannot see Mr. Johansson
But Johansson's generals see Savantovit
Lo and behold!

I've rummaged this place THOROUGHLY!
Generals - where did you hide my BABY OIL?
We must ask the Illuminati
But, the Illuminati - that's ME!
And ME do NOT KNOW... where my BABY OIL is!
Then, probably, we're out of stock
How DARE you say such a thing!
To Mr. JOHANSSON!
The head of not only the DEEP STATE, but also the FLAT EARTH!
What did our North North West eyes
Just spot, up in the heavens?

We are muuurtherers
We are muuurtherers
Murderers! Mobilize!
No, no, no, no, no!
We don't wanna cauth any inconvenienth!
We're just t... tou... Tories-ts!
Who don't know where we are!
Butt we're in perfruit of a think called THICK
Could you pleath lead uth to thuch a tick
And donate one or two spethimen/th (If not very rare)?
My friends! I'm sure this will go WELL
Although I do not understand your dialect very WELL
I wish you welcome-HEARTLY welcome-to my planet!
Let's go to the hospital, meaning The House Of The SICK
Maybe we can find a "tick", or three... four... for you there



Credits
Writer(s): Roadkill Kenneth
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