Shampoo In My Eyes (Ow It Hurts)

I get up in the morning and pick out some clothes
I pick out my favorite towel or soap, I suppose
The shower goes fine until it's time to wash your hair
Don't open your eyes, you don't want to go there

But if you do
I don't want to hear your cries
I've told you once
And I've told you twice

When it happens to me
I feel like I don't want to exist
Do you want to know what it feels like
It goes a little something like this

Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts
Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts

Don't believe in their lies
No tears isn't right
Because you best believe
You'll be in agony, that's right

It hurts worse than stubbing your toe
Or losing your computer
But it hurts a little less than hitting your heel with a scooter

With the power of pepper spray
And hot water combined
It's an absolute miracle that you don't go blind

If you don't take heed to my warning
Then it'll at least wake you up in the morning
If you don't cry or feel like you're gonna die
Than I don't understand, you're too tough to be alive

Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts
Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts

Don't look at me that way unless you've suffered like me
Because I absolutely guarantee, this is a place in life
You don't want to be

Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts
Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts

Don't believe in their lies
No tears isn't right
Because you best believe
You'll be in agony, that's right

Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts
Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts

Don't believe in their lies (Don't look at me that way)
No tears isn't right (Unless you've suffered like me)
Because you best believe (Because I absolutely guarantee)
You'll be in agony, that's right (This is a place in life you don't want to be)

I try to shrug it off and think that it's alright
But secretly I'm crying inside
I don't think that it's great, but we'll have to wait
Because I don't think Dove is taking anymore of my complaints

Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts
Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts

It comes as a surprise, so don't open your eyes
Because like I said, you'll be in agony tonight

Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts
Shampoo in my eyes, ow it hurts

Don't believe in their lies
No tears isn't right
Because you best believe
You'll be in agony, that's right



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Writer(s): Joey Nevells
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