Roadkill

Oh, well I, I touched down and run to my connection
A man in the gift shop, he called me a fag'
I feel like my tucked-up erection
There's a pressure all over my head

And I know this is how I get paid
It's not really how I wanna get laid, too
140 when I last got weighed
And I'm gonna lose more by Saturday

And they're playing your song on the radio station
Mugging me off all across the nation
"If you don't eat, then you'll never grow"
I should've learned that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes
Making out with people that you don't like
I know you don't feel alright
But you look just fine to me

Well, I pissed myself on the Texan intersection
With George spilling things all over his bag
And I took shit for being quiet during the election
Maybe that's fair, but I'm a busy guy

And I get stoned nowhere and get paid there
It's not really how babies get made, so
I take a minute when I think I won't die from stopping
Oh, I'm just a busy guy

And they're playing your song on the radio station
Mugging me off all across the nation
"If you don't shoot, then you'll never know"
You should've learned that quite a while ago

I know it gets hard sometimes
Taking out your shit on the ones you like
You know, I didn't feel alright
Until you spoke to me

You
I've been waiting for you
My whole life, waiting for you
I've been waiting for you

Well, I'm gonna get a gun, but it's for my own protection
Or maybe I'll grab myself a fun knife