F**k Love Songs

In eighth grade I liked this guy
His name was Kai
And he had a good smile and good hair or whatever
And he was real fast at swimming butterfly
And on our swim team we flirted with each other
But he broke my heart over Instagram
He messaged me
So carelessly that he liked nobody
And I was real broken at that age
So I sliced my wrists to compensate
And after that I was singing

Fuck love songs
They got it all wrong
They don't know what they're saying at all (Fuck that!)
Fuck that cliché bullshit
Don't know what they're saying
I'd rather not fall at all

And in high school there was Moses
But he didn't part no seas
In fact he parted legs more than anything
He introduced me to weed
But ultimately
He just used me for sex to get back at his ex
And that fucked with me to be used so badly
Lied to, cheated on, abused so sadly
So I binged and purged twenty times a day
Just to try to numb that pain away
And over that I was singing

Fuck love songs
They got it all wrong
They don't know anything at all (Fuck that!)
Fuck that cliché bullshit
Don't know what they're saying
I'd rather not fall at all

And after that there was Brendan who dressed uniquely
The druggy of our school who reeked of weed
I met him at a party while he was on molly
And I was half-passed out on the couch drunk-ly
And to sum it all up, we dated eventually
For a year and two months, disastrously
The manipulative, jealous, dependent tendencies
Led me to drink, and to drink, and to drink
Alcoholically
And after that, I was definitely singing

Fuck love songs
They got it all wrong
They don't know what they're saying at all (Fuck that!)
Fuck that cliché bullshit
In love with a piece of shit
How does that make sense at all?

And have you ever had a rehab boy? (Rehab boy)
Two galaxies colliding, aligning
Will we thrive or destroy? (Or destroy)
Sitting beside each other in the druggy buggy
Hiding from staff, secretly getting lovey dovey
Isn't it strange and random that we're dancin' prancin'?
But you were more than my rehab romance
I wrote this song in the first place to say
You defied all love songs to date
But then I broke your heart
And months later mine is breaking too
So Deadboy, how are you doing?
Your Deadgirl misses you
Oh, fuck you (Fuck you fuck and)

Fuck love songs
They got some shit right
Why do you keep me up at night?
All that heartbreak, heartache
Missing you, the love and hate
It angers me that they're not wrong

And fuck love songs
They got some shit down
Why are you on my mind now?
Why do you have to be so characteristically random?
You mother fucking story-telling bastard
You addictive-minded sweet talking sinner
You alarming, charming, timing, rhyming character
Heard you're talking to that tattooed girl, you liar!
I fuckin' knew it, you'd move on from me sooner
Oh, why can't you just recover?
Or maybe you have, but we're already over
Will I miss you forever?