Motherfucking Household Cat

I keep my fur nice and shiny
I lick it clean and so finely
And I'm respected divinely
Just like I am Aphrodite
Want me to purr and be smiley
Then rub my hiney so kindly
Don't touch my paws bitch don't try me
Ya don't you ever defy me
Don't mean to be high and mighty
Thanks for the shit you supply me
But if you're smart then you'll wisely
Just keep my litter box tidy
If I'm by the door getting whiny
Then let me out don't confine me
If you try to stuff me in a crate
Under your bed you will find me
When I go out that's my business
I'm might get in to some mischief
And if you're shady suspicious
Well then you'll hear vicious hisses
But if you're nice and submissive
Then you'll get hugs and kisses
But I can't impregnate no bitches
Cause you traded my balls for some stitches

Cause I'm a motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking household cat
Cause I'm a cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking household cat yup

Now scratch my back right by my butt
Scratch it hard feel my butt move up
I back it up like a loading truck
I make weird sounds I don't give a fuck
Are you looking at me I don't give a fuck
I'm going this way cause I don't give a fuck
I smack your shit to the ground cause I don't give a fuck
Are you calling me
Ya I don't give a fuck
Oh oh wait wait now I'm hungry
Come on now bitch you know you love me
Let me rub up on your legs cause I'm super cuddly
Give me that food that's super mmm mmm mmm mmm
That food that's super yummy
That wet food it's super good
It tastes just like it's barbecued
It's nice to have you in my servitude
Don't fuck around I'll give you attitude
Then I'll be piss on the carpet
Piss on the floor
Piss on the sheets
Piss on the door
Bitch this ain't no metaphor
I'll piss where I want to settle the score
Piss on the tree
Piss on the fence
Ya you know this shit's got a pungent stench
Piss on the wall
On your lawn
On your face
Ya you know I'll piss on your mom
Piss on your shoes
Piss in the couch
Piss in your food
Piss in your mouth
Why

Cause I'm a motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking household cat
Cause I'm a cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking household cat

Now I'm a naturally born hunter so you gotta realize
If you chase me then I'll chase you back
That's how it works bitch tit-for-tat
This dance ain't humble chit chat
This is how I train for my combat
A moving string I'll be chasing that
A little ball you've thrown I'll be chasing that
A little kitty toy I'll be chasing that
An elastic band I'll be chasing that
Shadows on the wall I'll be chasing that
A fly in the air I'll be chasing that
Any little insect I'll be chasing that
Move your hands too fast I'll be chasing that
A spec of dust I'll be chasing that
A piece of construx I'll be chasing that
Another fucking cat I'll be chasing that
My own fucking tail I'll be chasing that
Anything that moves I'll be chasing that
A vacuum
No fucking way
What the
What is that thing
A laser pointer I'll be chasing that
A mouse in the garden I'll be chasing that
Grab a bird in the air like an acrobat
Ya shit I own this habitat
A cardboard box I'll be sitting in that
A really tall place I'll be sitting on that
If I fits in that then I sits in that
Your computer keyboard
Now you see your computer keyboard doesn't need the attention
I need the attention
You're gonna want me
Here let me just jump on top of that
Ya let me just lie down
You're gonna want to pet me a little bit
Ya that's good
You like that feel
Give me a little pet pet
Give it a little pet pet
Ok not not too
not not like that
No no no no
You don't pet me like that

Cause I'm a motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking household cat
Cause I'm a cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking
A, a motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking household cat
Cause I'm a cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking cat
A motherfucking domesticated feline