SIMP

Oh hope I smash
Gave her all my cash
Oh you want my house?
That's fine, don't need that
Now I'm living in the streets and I didn't even tap
Baby girl I promise I'm not like the other guys
I'll do anything you want if I can touch your thighs
No no no no I didn't mean that
I mean unless you wanna
Ditching all my friends for my girlfriend on Omegle
I'll pay for your plane ticket I just want to see you
Held the mirror for her to get ready for her date
Gave her a ride there to make sure she wasn't late
And I made her take my card just in case she wants to pay
Went to pick her up but she went back to his place
Never got my card back but I got a hug
Don't know about you, I consider that a dub
Sex? no thank you, bitch I'd rather talk
Clip her toenails and I hit the simp walk
I'll never make a move but I'll VSCO stalk

Oh hope I smash
I'm a feminist
Hope I smash yeah yeah
Hope I smash, please let me fuck
Need to smash yeah oh I need sex
Please sex me please ooh I need sex
I really want to fuck
My friends they look down on me
My dad he walked out on me
Please take my virginity
My friends they look down on me
My dad he walked out on me
Horny please have sex with me

She called me up 'cause she wanna get some food
Hanging with girls? yeah I'm always in the mood
I was with my boys so you know I'm boutta dip
Boutta pick some condoms up and simp harder than my dick
Tell her how she's beautiful, smart, and unique
'Cause she just broke up with her ex last week
So tonight's my opportunity I'm boutta fucking smash
I tell her he didn't deserve and that all men are trash
Ask her how she's doing how she feels
She said "thanks bro!" after I picked up the bill
In my head I've already been thinking of my vows
Then she asked if I could drop her off at her ex's house
Life of a simp
Girls will get you hard just to leave you limp
Girls will lead you on make you think you're boutta fuck
At the end of the night you just get a side-hug

Oh hope I smash
I'm a feminist
Hope I smash yeah yeah
Hope I smash, please let me fuck
Need to smash yeah oh I need sex
Please sex me please ooh I need sex
I really want to fuck
My friends they look down on me
My dad he walked out on me
Please take my virginity
My friends they look down on me
My dad he walked out on me
Horny please have sex with me

Sign my soul away to the simp gang
I be simping everyday
Women never gotta pay
I ain't like the other guys yeah I like to cosplay
Every woman that I see I tell them they could be on broadway
Every single guy is trash except for us
We just simply want some coochie after we give you a hug
Foot massages I deliver put your foot inside my mouth please
We can get a pedicure 'cause she told me it's manly
Woah
I'm a feminist
Give some chick my salary
My friends they look down on me
Toes, hoes, and bros bitch I keep em in that order
Not the guy to interrupt tell me bout your disorder
Straight simping out the basement
Baby I'm respecting women every moment yuh
Fill your mailbox full of my shit yuh
While y'all are busy pimping
I'm straight simping

Hope I smash
Hope I smash yeah yeah
Hope I smash
Need to smash yeah oh I need sex
Please sex me please
Ooh I need sex
Ooh need to smash yeah