Kelvin's Not a Rockstar Yet
How many pennies do i have to save
To be like vince, and party all day
How many tunes do i have to sing
To make all the ladies fawn over me
I necked a bottle of jack but i pissed in my pants
I took the funny pills but i barfed on my shoes
I guess this isn't the life that i'd choose
But i can always fake it till i make it
Chad Kroeger had the right idea
We really just wanna be big rockstars
I'd sell my soul to drive those fancy cars
And take all the ladies to those fancy bars
You know i'd change my name just to have the right
To live the high life in the glamour and lights
What i wouldn't give to spend my life
Sniffing lines and banging nines
This may come as a shock to you
But its not to me
Just fucking look at me
I'm no tommy lee
I may never be the star i wanna be
But i can air guitar like a goddamn superstar
I'm no Bon Jovi, no Axel Rose
And if i got the chance, I would fucking shit my pants
Just fucking look at me
I'm tommy lee
A goddamn superstar
I'm Bon Jovi
I'm Axel Rose
I fucking shit my pants
The superstar that my momma
Said i could be
To be like vince, and party all day
How many tunes do i have to sing
To make all the ladies fawn over me
I necked a bottle of jack but i pissed in my pants
I took the funny pills but i barfed on my shoes
I guess this isn't the life that i'd choose
But i can always fake it till i make it
Chad Kroeger had the right idea
We really just wanna be big rockstars
I'd sell my soul to drive those fancy cars
And take all the ladies to those fancy bars
You know i'd change my name just to have the right
To live the high life in the glamour and lights
What i wouldn't give to spend my life
Sniffing lines and banging nines
This may come as a shock to you
But its not to me
Just fucking look at me
I'm no tommy lee
I may never be the star i wanna be
But i can air guitar like a goddamn superstar
I'm no Bon Jovi, no Axel Rose
And if i got the chance, I would fucking shit my pants
Just fucking look at me
I'm tommy lee
A goddamn superstar
I'm Bon Jovi
I'm Axel Rose
I fucking shit my pants
The superstar that my momma
Said i could be
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