Normal

I am from a suburb
Somewhere in the Central Belt
Falling short of a first at uni is the worst I've ever felt
We don't have a lot of money
But we're not that poor
I mean we have a conservatory
And a border terrier (I love you, Mollie)

I'm so fucking normal
I'm so fucking normal
I'm so fucking normal
I'm too fucking normal

I am a member of the
Lower middle class
I've never been to the opera
But I've also never been glassed (don't glass me though)
At my sister's wedding
I had to rent my kilt
But at least the mother of the bride
Wasn't a fucking GILF

I'm so fucking normal
I'm so fucking normal
I'm so fucking normal
I'm too fucking normal



Credits
Writer(s): Allan Sharples
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