Real Human Being

Damon hated college
Cause there was no one around
And everyone was plastered
To their cell phones

He decided to dance to class
To his favorite hip hop act
And Sally videotaped it thinking
Hey maybe it's postable

She decided if she posts it
She might need to tag him
So she went ahead and asked him
Hey stranger what's your handle

He said what will they think of me
Some loser's chatter
She said you're already famous in my mind
And Baby that's all that matters

You may not be so entertaining
But you can still hold me baby
When I'm in need
Cause you're a real human being

He asked her what she thought
Of their college of the arts
And she said that's the first time
Someone asked about her opinion

It was a magical fairyland
Where everyone did the best they can
To connect with each other and leave
Their followers to be aggrieved yeah

I may not be so entertaining
But I can still hold you baby
When you're in need
Cause I'm a real human being
Let's go What That's Right Give it to me
Yeah Momma

He takes her by the hand and says
I want for you and I to dance
And if we look stupid well I guess
We'll just hashtag Y O L O

So they set out not to impress
But be totally ridiculous
And they got millions of followers claiming
They loved their authenticity

And that's how their story goes
Their self consciousness made a show
And their flaws were what everyone loved
About them Yeah

Everything you say and think
It all matters to me
I'm glad you're a human being
And not some fucking meme

I may not be so entertaining
But I can still hold you baby
When you're in need
Cause I'm a real human being
You may not be so entertaining
But I can still hold you Babe
When you're in need
Cause we're a real human being
Let's go Woo Uhh Yeah What
That's how I like it
Woo