Yard Sale Song
Five o'clock in the morning I'm headed out the door
I've rifled through the want ads I've plotted my course
I'm going to hit every yard sale in record time
I'll be there standing in line check it out
I bought a coffee maker it had no carafe
I don't know why I bought it I bought a singing giraffe
A dish made for butter golf clubs with no putter
My house is full to the top can't bring myself to stop
If I had a dime for every time that
I would just buy and didn't know why
I'd be living on easy street my life would be prime
I'd be drinking those tall cool drinks frosty with lime
Eating steak and lobster tail with some kind of wine
Instead of sitting here cold in this car to be the first in line
Caller ID for a quarter a knick-knack for a dime
I bought a velvet Elvis it was a different size
A pillow with a poem I don't think it rhymes
I bought a five dollar Rolex twice a day it keeps time
If I had a dime for every time that
I would just buy and didn't know why
I'd be living on easy street my life would be prime
I'd be drinking those tall cool drinks frosty with lime
Eating steak and lobster tail with some kind of wine
Instead of sitting here cold in the dark to be the first in line
If I had a dime for every time that
I would just buy and didn't know why
I've rifled through the want ads I've plotted my course
I'm going to hit every yard sale in record time
I'll be there standing in line check it out
I bought a coffee maker it had no carafe
I don't know why I bought it I bought a singing giraffe
A dish made for butter golf clubs with no putter
My house is full to the top can't bring myself to stop
If I had a dime for every time that
I would just buy and didn't know why
I'd be living on easy street my life would be prime
I'd be drinking those tall cool drinks frosty with lime
Eating steak and lobster tail with some kind of wine
Instead of sitting here cold in this car to be the first in line
Caller ID for a quarter a knick-knack for a dime
I bought a velvet Elvis it was a different size
A pillow with a poem I don't think it rhymes
I bought a five dollar Rolex twice a day it keeps time
If I had a dime for every time that
I would just buy and didn't know why
I'd be living on easy street my life would be prime
I'd be drinking those tall cool drinks frosty with lime
Eating steak and lobster tail with some kind of wine
Instead of sitting here cold in the dark to be the first in line
If I had a dime for every time that
I would just buy and didn't know why
Credits
Writer(s): Thomas Mcguire
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