Speedrunning from my Problems

As I'm starting at the spawn
Hitting buttons all at once
Sequence breaking all the way
As I'm skipping all the pawns

I don't need to save
From the village to the grave
Cut the time straight in half
Loosing sleep for seven days
Let's go

Skybox in the clouds
And the level still won't load
I broke the script a hundred times
And all I see is code

I think I lost my mind
And the screen just made me blind
Feel my body going sore
And now I'm sinking to the floor

Hitting at the close calls
They won't stop me at all
Hitting at the close calls
Now stuck inside the wall

Using all the strats
Hitting critical attacks
and I like those odds
From the random number gods

I'm a hellhound
Flying quickly out of bounds
I'm the speed of light
I'm the thunder in the night

I met the old man
Who would give me all the plans
My hands begin to sweat
As I speedrun his alphabet

Skipping dungeons fast
Water Temple gets a pass
Those invisible walls
Are much more tempting to break

Textures killing spree
Bathe is pixelated sea
With the anti-climax bosses
That I'm kicking in the knee

Feel my body close to death
Now I'm really out of breath
Feeling heavy, start to cough
But I cut 3 seconds off

A thousand time more
We'll replay again!

Using all the strats
Hitting critical attacks
and I like those odds
From the random number gods

I'm a hellhound
Flying quickly out of bounds
I'm the speed of light
I'm the thunder in the night

Again!
Over and
Over and
Over and
Over and
Over and
Over and
Over again

Using all the strats
Hitting critical attacks
and I like those odds
From the random number gods

I'm a hellhound
Flying quickly out of bounds
I'm the speed of light
I'm the thunder in the night

Don't go
Accelerated Torture
DO IT ALL AGAIN