Our National Treasure

Born to a well-to-do family
In the year of our Lord 1964
He was known as Nicholas Coppola
But he's not called that anymore

Before soon he struck out on his own
And, in a move of pragmatism
That's the day that he changed his name
To avoid the appearance of nepotism

Nicholas Cage, you beautiful man
So unparalleled, you're just the best
I loved you in National Treasure
You were decent in Red Rock West

Well yknow, he's a method actor
And I swear to you that the following is true
Because there's nothing in heaven or hell besides
That this sunglass'd man wouldn't do

He pulled out two teeth without pain meds
To pretend he was in Vietnam
He had boiling hot yogurt poured over his toes
To simulate being turned on

(THATS COMPLETELY TRUE)

Nicholas Cage, you excellent boy
You are the sunshine of my days
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets
Changed my life in so many ways



Credits
Writer(s): Calvin Pineda
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