The Least You Could Do

After that first date you thought it went real great
Boy I'm just gonna have to say it
If there was an A team of people trying to date me
First cut, you wouldn't even make it

If there's a mediocre hall of fame
Put your picture on the wall cuz you're killin'
the game
Well momma didn't raise me
To think a guy could save me
But you ain't even tried one bit

I'm sick of being used to
The least that you could do
I'm over wanting you cuz
The least that you could do was
A good morning text
Got me wondering what's next
You were gonna meet my friends
But you fell asleep again
All I get from you is
The least that you could do

We're hittin' date five
Trying to keep the hope alive
But them red flags just keep waving
He tried to split the bill
And I'm trying to keep it chill
Cuz this ain't the romance I'm chasing

If there's a trophy for "doing okay"
You're the first of the last place losers in the game
Cuz momma didn't raise me
To think a guy could save me
Could you even try one bit

I'm sick of being used to
The least that you could do
I'm over wanting you cuz
The least that you could do was
A good morning text
Got me wondering what's next
You were gonna meet my friends
But you fell asleep again yeah
All I get from you is
The least that you could do

Call me, make some plans
Reservations like a man
If you were really down bad
Get some flowers and put 'em in my hand

Sick of being used to
The least that you could do
I'm over wanting you cuz
The least that you could do
Was a goodnight text
Ain't enough to do your best
Give you zero out of ten
Baby call me unimpressed yeah
All I get from you is the least that you could do
Yeah

(Call me, make some plans)
The least that you could do yeah
(Reservations like a man)
Yeah
It's honestly the bare minimum
Like, what are we doing dude?

I'm sick of being used to
The least that you could do