Get This Kid a Medal

High chair, looking over heads
Getting spoon fed you'll grow up soft
But it's kosher cause the grocer still hands you suckers
But have you wondered

When you stand still, do you feel well
Do you have dreams or stories to tell
Stories to tell

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Big Steve did not sit there
Until success flew through the air
If you think that, then don't expect him
To let it land in your lap

When you stand still, do you feel well
Do you have dreams or stories to tell
Stories to tell

Thanks for your participation
Please tender your resignation
You don't get no recognition for just showing up

I should have stopped to go get this kid a medal
Well, you better get this kid a medal
Whoa, you better get this kid a medal
Oh, you gotta get this kid a medal

Cause you are special, special
Everyone's so special
Just cause you're a unique being
Doesn't mean you're owed anything

I wanna see you proud
I wanna see you try
I wanna see the look in your eyes

When they stop and say "Get this kid a medal"
Well, you better get this kid a medal
Whoa, you gotta get this kid a medal
Whoa, you better go and get this kid a medal

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Please tender your resignation
You don't get no recognition for just showing up