Bad News For You

Got your telegram this morning
No, I couldn't believe what I read
Says you're coming back home to stay
Truth be told I thought you were dead
Sorry babe I got some bad news for you

Woman you've been gone so damn long
And when you left you didn't look too well
I just supposed you were dearly departed
Kinda hoped you'd to be rotting down in Hell
Sorry baby but I got some bad news for you

Told me you weren't ever coming back
Remember all the hissy fits and tears
Now you've decided all is forgiven
Before you said not in a million years

Hate to relate I've moved on babe
Found me another good-time woman
That's why I'm writing back so soon
There's one major flaw in your plan
Sorry Toots I got some bad news for you

No please don't come down south no more
Hurry go and cash your railroad ticket in
You had your chance, it's all changed
Best go unpack your trusty rolling pin
Sorry Princess I got some bad news for you

When you don't hear from someone no more
Stands to reason you gonna think the worst
You should have hung around and worked things out
Now the way things are ain't gonna be reversed

Did you think I would still be just waiting
For you to come knocking at my back door
Sure for a while I had the dem lonesome blues
But now I'm ain't lonely no more

Sorry babe but now my foots found another shoe
If you want me you better get to the end of the queue
By the way I already inked over that home-made tattoo
Sorry Toots but I got some bad news for you

Hate to break it to you babe
You're yesterday's news
And nobody reads you
End of story



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Writer(s): Ross Aubrey
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