Mudflap Shoes

4 x 4 - pedal to the floor
Going off road to have fun and explore
Got big nappy tires, a comfy roll bar
Beers in the cooler and girl who wont go far
She's stacked like my tires; cherry to the max
Hails from Kansas City, but left because it was whacked

She's rolling up a blunt as we hit the mud
Spraying the Cam, like Ron Jeremy's spud
But the big block can take it; tuned like a champ
Got Mopar shocks bouncing like her butt
Getting tossed around the cab, like a roll on the couch

Mud flies
Gears a spinning
Mud flies
Gears a spinning
Mud flies
Gears a spinning

LOL!
You know it does

Pull out my chains because we done got stuck
Buried in mud passed the fender walls
She cracks open a beer and we hit the sun
Kicking back lounging; because that's how it's done
Blast the stereo and pass that blunt!
My buddy hooks the chains and steps up front
Tires-a-spinning, chewing up dirt
A baptism of mud, but it don't hurt
Pulls us clear to the distant rock shore
Just kick off our boots, and do it some more

Mud flies
Gears a spinning
Mud flies
Gears a spinning
Mud flies
Gears a spinning

LOL!
She ain't got no mud flap shoes