Agatha Bell

Agatha Bell, as far as I can tell
She was the last of eleven daughters
Agatha Bell, she married very well
He was the son of a self-made man

Agatha Bell, said he got swept away
He was lost to the fast and freezing waters
Agatha Bell, thought there'd be hell to pay
So, she dressed in black and knelt to pray

Please lord send me another (ooh-ooh)
A much better looking one (ooh-ooh)
Make sure he's a better lover (ooh-ooh)
Won't that be fun (ah-ah)
So, for Agatha Bell, it ended very well
And Agatha fell in love again

Agatha Bell, she sold and moved away
But she was never long for being alone
A new mystery man and wealthy too they say
But he was such a long way from home

By the time it took to discover (ooh-ooh)
She was up and gone (ooh-ooh)
She left him under the covers (ooh-ooh)
On a misty morn (ah-ah)
So, for Agatha Bell, it ended very well
And Agatha fell in love again

Some say they saw her in Paris (ooh-ooh)
Some say on the underground (ooh-ooh)
Her name it may now be Harris (ooh-ooh)
But she's still not found (ah-ah)
So, for Agatha Bell, it ended very well
And Agatha fell in love again