Party In The Drunk Guy - 2021 Remastered Version

Stumbled in a club, and I'm drunk as fuck.
Got some beer and a pizza pie.
Welcome to the land of buttered beer.
Am I gonna get drunker?
Jumped in the club, here I am for the first time.
Look to my right, and I see Chuckie selling drugs.
This is all so crazy.
Look over there, it's SpikeyTits!
Got pizza on my ding slong, and I'm feelin' fucking lit!
So much butter for my beer.
That's when SpikeyTits turned on the radio,
And a Drunk Guy song was on...
And a Drunk Guy song was on...
And a Drunk Guy song was on!
So, I put my hands up, they're playing my song.
The butter beer makes me say...
Drinkin' my beer like, "yeah"...
Fuckin' a pizza like, "yeah"...
Put my hands down Around my beer, to make sure it doesn't get away.
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye.
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye.

Stumbled in a bar, and here I am.
Everybody's looking at me now...
Like, "Who's that dude drinking buttered beer?"
"He's gotta be drunk as fuck..."
It's so hard with my Toe not around me.
It's definitely not a pizza party.
Cause all I see are burritos.
I guess I never got the Nemo.
Got butter in my beer, and I'm feelin' fucking lit!
So much pizza for my ding slong.
That's when Toe rolled in through the door.
And I jumped on the bar, to sing my favorite song,
"Toe, Won't You Come Home?!"

So, I put my hands up.
I'm singing my song.
The butter beer makes me say...
Drinkin' my beer like, "yeah"...
Fuckin' a pizza like, "yeah"...
Put my hands down Around my beer, to make sure it doesn't get away.
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye.

Walked up to the man at the door...
(At the door...)
Tells me he needs my ID...
(My ID...)
So, that's when I told him...
(Told him...)

Excuse me, sir.
I am the president of the Drunk Clump Club.
And you have NO permission to-...

Alright, alright! Calm down!
Geez,
I didn't know there was gonna be so
Much yelling involved in this job.

I drink my buttered beer, and I feel alright.

So, I put my hands up.
They're playing my song.
The butter beer makes me say...
Drinkin' my beer like, "yeah"...
Fuckin' a pizza like, "yeah"...
Put my hands down Around my beer, to make sure it doesn't get away.
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye.
So, I put my hands up.
They're playing my song.
The butter beer makes me say...
Drinkin' my beer like, "yeah"...
Fuckin' a pizza like, "yeah"...
Put my hands down Around my beer, to make sure it doesn't get away.
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye
Yeah, it's a party in the Drunk Guy, ayyye.