Tesla Bot

Guess who arrived, Tesla Bot
You and me will be best friends
I do dangerous tasks like slide in girls DM's

I'm your helping hand
You don' t even have to ask
I do your boring meetings
Just wearing a mask

And if you have a bad day
Bro just clap your hands
'Cause tesla bot likes to, dance dance dance!
Go Optimus, go go!
Go Optimus, go go go!

Hi my friend I'm Tesla Bot
I am the best thing you bought
I make you laugh and I work a lot
Yeah! It's me! It's Tesla Bot!

Yo Bro! Where's my pe?!
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Three weeks later optimus changed a lot
Doesn't care about his tasks
And forgot to feed the dog
He spends all my cash on skins
Chilling with his robot bros
Let's go to metaverse and check for robot hoes!
And to top it off he tells my boss to shut his front door
You're dumber than a comodore 64!

Optimus that's enough! kcid ym kcus sozeb ffej

What happened to my Tesla Bot?
The most useless thing that I bought
He killed my dog and I lost my job
I need some help with my Tesla Bot

Have you tried lithium? My Tesla Bot is chill as fu after smokin
Hey Tesla Bot try this. It's lithium, you're gonna love it!

He booted up and guess what, Tesla Bot starts to dance
He is back to normal and he listens to my commands
Tesla Bot lift your hands! High Five!
We're best friends

We go for bike rides, he spots me at the gym
We do spa days, now we're a super team!
I smoke everyday and I work a lot
Do you want me to take a picture of you? Yeah, why not
Where's the release button? Just pull my finger

This is me and Tesla Bot
He now has changed cause he smokes a lot
And in case that you forgot
This dogs by boston dynamics suck



Credits
Writer(s): Herr Fuchs
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