The 2 Party System Is Broken

(This shit don't work no more, this shit don't work no more)

I'm about two years late, but I was at the last Presidential debate
I just got delayed, 2020 was a little bit cray
You probably didn't know there was a dinner 100K a plate
This Pharma bro asked for a date thinkin' he gets laid

He worked in pharmaceuticals so no booty calls
But duty calls, I wanna see the red versus blue ball and not fake news
That repeats the same news like
Stealin' lyrics, red Ferrari, Jamba juice (it's lit!)

Your only point of reference for the guy is Martin Shkreli
Icky he thinkin' he get a lickin' but not exactly
What about society's price of opioid sickening
And why I can't use Ivermectin, I'm digressin'

I'm a dress in a real crisp suit
With just a little hint of a boob (they're real)
I'm a file down my claws doin'
Makeup watchin' fine ass Roy Scheider in Jaws (so hot)
I love '80s cable, drive the Lamb' to the table

Tight skirt, in Spanx cuttin' in my navel
Eat a mini cheese crêpe with red grapes
And don't tell PETA a bite of steak, ah, stomach ache

Now that's not good food combining
And I'm very, very bored by Joe Biden
I'm clenchin' my butt cheeks hard
Thinkin' to myself, "Oh, please, don't fart"

The whole new two presidents turn and say why
Got the attention like Mike Pence fly
Might as well I, take advantage of the situation
So I go on stage, grab the mic start sayin'

The two-party system is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government, so
We say fuck this shit, yeah

The two-party system is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government, so
We say fuck this shit!

I'm grateful for that day and for my fart
We have to have the conversations that are hard
And that fart was the shot heard 'round the world
'Cept on Facebook and Twitter, that was censored hard

Back to the man on the date
Said he can't wait for the mandates
"Man, wait that disease is man-made"
That's Big Pharma's brand babe, a scam for magnates
We flip Prezi like pancakes

Let be me clear here, I don't wanna be here
I just wanna eat here, then pee here, and leave here
Gotta just vote for what for this country
And nobody gives a fuck 'cept for the money

E Pluribus Unum
That means bad things to each other, don't do them
Out of many, there is one, and someday
The United States, and not you dude, will come!

The two-party system is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government, so
We say fuck this shit

The two-party system is broken
Don't know what drug America is smoking
It's time for a new government, so
We say fuck this shit!