Doctors Trick U

Hey kids, it's me Wally Wampbler
You probably know me from
The Wampblers

I went to the doctor
Cuz I felt sick
Right in my guts
I felt really sick
And the doctor said
It's because you eat too much Goober
You should probably
Stop eating Goober
If you wanna stay alive
And i said
Doctor
Ok, if you say so
I know, I thought it was weird that
I just agreed with him
Right away too

But then something happened
I went home
And just started goofin' around
And doing stuff like I always do
Like acting like a big time goof
Then a couple of days went by
And I fell over
Too many times
That Jeff had to drive me
Right to the cheapest hospital
Cuz we don't have health care
We live in America
And we are creative
So no one wants us to be alive

And then the doctor said
Hey, why did you stop eatin' stuff
And I said
Are you stupid, Doctor
You're the one who told me
To stop eatin' stuff
And he said
I just told ya to stop eatin' Goober
And I said
Yeah, ya told me to stop eatin' stuff
And then he looked at me
And I looked at him
And then I lost consciousness