Unit Raccoon

I just scammed Amazon for a RC car
I just scammed Walmart for a Snickers bar
Bella smokin' ciggies she coughin' up tar
I just sold a kid a fake ass Xanax bar
I just shit myself cause the bathroom too far
I just went to hell and came back a superstar
New methods got me hella cash I bought a super car
When I wrote this song I had a boner
Someone stole my Chromebook, I got a loaner
Baddest bitch, big butt, I want to bone her
I just left her now she a fuckin' loner
I just bought credit cards on the internet
I just sent my opp a box with a note to be read
He opened up the box inside a severed kitty head
I sent it with a kitty bed, feeling like im Trippie Redd
Still alive he should be dead, pistol leave your body wet
I just popped a fake ass Perc made with fetty
Bought fake Runtz bags filled it with reggie
I just robbed Olive Garden for spaghetti
I just scammed a fat ass dude named Teddy
I'm number one I'm the motherfuckin' champion
I can't sleep I need a fuckin' Ambien
911 I need a fuckin' ambulance
I can't move I'm a motherfuckin' mannequin
I ain't smoke since noon
I be hittin' hella licks
Unit Raccoon
Bitch I'm in the bathroom
Where I make packs move
Bitch, I might slap you
I might tax you
I make Rag do
All my fuckin dirty work
Talkin' with them nerdy words
Finna get you slapped up
Finna get you wrapped up
Finna get you packed up
Put up in a spliff
And we smokin' on ya kids
No cap like Lid
Put revolver in his ribs bitch
Wait I ain't done I'm still a fuckin' scammer
Outfit all black like a fuckin' panther
Doin' my laundry put the clothes in the hamper
Sittin' in the corner like a bitch yous a camper
Actin' like a baby you need a fuckin' Pamper



Credits
Writer(s): Osama Bin Klokkin
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