The Pirates with Aquaphobia!

I tell ye a tale
'Tis sad but true
Of seven old pirates
On the S.S. Bucktoo
The finest of sailors
The nicest of ships
There's just one teensy problem we have to deal with
The pirates with aquaphobia!

We sail around the world
Me mateys and me
As long as the journey doesn't involve any sea
When people see us sailing
They don't quite understand
Why we only sail our ships
Upon the land

We're the pirates
Yo ho ho!
We're the pirates
Yo ho ho!
We're the pirates
With aquaphobia!

The days are dragging on
And the sun is getting hotter
But no matter what we do
We're not getting in the water!
They say that there's no treasure here
And that may be true
But we enjoy sailing through every drive-thru
Do ye take gold doubloons?

It be a jig, mateys!

I don't want to sail upon the sea
Land pirate life is the pirate life for me
I don't want to sail upon the sea
Land pirate life is the pirate life for me
I don't want to sail upon the sea
Land pirate life is the pirate life for me
I don't want to sail upon the sea
Land pirate life is the pirate life for me
I don't want to sail upon the sea
Land pirate life is the pirate life for me
I don't want to sail upon the sea
Land pirate life is the pirate life for me!

We're the pirates
Yo ho ho!
We're the pirates
Yo ho ho!
We're the pirates
With aquaphobia!
Yo ho!



Credits
Writer(s): Emma Watson
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