Hat Trick

And go...
(laughter) You ready?
Come on BJ, man
I'm ready... let's do it... uh!

The hat trick, three goals in one game in hockey
Is a hat trick, three goals for one dame is how we
Gonna match it, to whom am I attracted?
That chick with the hat trick is who I want
She gotta pull the hat trick,
Three goals in one game in hockey
Is a hat trick, three goals for one dame is how we
Gonna match it, to whom am I attracted?
That chick with the hat trick, here's number one...

I want a fine lady, face is a winner, plus
Got a nice gluteus, opposite of minimus
Hair, nails and attire are always in place
Thick, sexy legs, but got a slim waist
Fake hair and lots of make-up is a no no
I want her real, not fake, lookin' like Bozo
Looks ain't the most, but the first of significance
Determinin' if I can see us continuin'
I want a woman with flavor, but not sassy
Unseasoned food tastes bland and nasty
And too much salt is bad, leading to death slow
So you can keep that "sista girl" with the neck roll
I want her wise and cool, nice and grounded
Fun, with a sense of humor who I can clown with
Though I'll be all in, diggin' her, I ain't done yet
That ain't enough, she's only accomplished one step...

Of the hat trick, three goals in one game in hockey
Is a hat trick, three goals for one dame is how we
Gonna match it, to whom am I attracted?
That chick with the hat trick will surely do
She gotta pull the hat trick,
Three goals in one game in hockey
Is a hat trick, three goals for one dame is how we
Gonna match it, to whom am I attracted?
That chick with the hat trick, here's number two...

I'll be the first to tell you, there's some junk I'm flawed in
But regardless, I want a woman that is all in
When I walked in the room, this woman's heart stopped
'Cause she saw me, and thought I was a work of art, Doc
She wants me and adores me, would drink my bath water
And when it comes to me, would even spend her last quarter
Bein' away from me, to her is like torture
I'm always on her mind, like Georgia
Not only does she love me, she really like me
Ask her about her dream guy, and she'll describe me
No matter if I'm on point, or if I'm janky
She want me just the way I am, ain't tryin' to change me
My good is beautiful, my bad is cute to her
She love my draws, and the feelin' is mutual
We're both all in, it's so near, but oh so far
Two down, one to go, close, but no cigar...

For the hat trick, three goals in one game in hockey
Is a hat trick, three goals for one dame is how we
Gonna match it, to whom am I attracted?
That chick with the hat trick, she is for me
She gotta pull the hat trick,
Three goals in one game in hockey
Is a hat trick, three goals for one dame is how we
Gonna match it, to whom am I attracted?
That chick with the hat trick, here's number three...

O.K., now I'm all in for her, and she's all in for me
That's only two down, but we gotta contend for three
For the hat trick, and the final chore's hard
'Cause I want a chick that absolutely adores God
She know that worshippin' God is what she was made for
I know she love me, but she got to love Him way more
Always prayin' and engagin' in praise and worship
Not if she only makes an occasional church trip
Don't want a hypocrite or one that's stuck in religion
But one that loves the Word of God,
And that's what she's livin'
Lovin' and servin' Christ, including His Body
She's spiritual, and every attribute is godly
I can't be unequally yoked with unbelievers
Now this one is the most important of the three, cuz
So will havin' that one be enough? Well, naw, see
To be with me, she gotta accomplish all three...

For the hat trick, gotta pull the hat trick
To whom am I attracted? This chick or that chick?
Three goals in one game in hockey is a hat trick
Three goals for one dame is how we gonna match it...
Huh, yeah, the hat trick, gotta pull the hat trick
To whom am I attracted? This chick or that chick?
Three goals in one game in hockey is a hat trick
Three goals for one dame is how we gonna match it...

The hat trick