PedroTheFrawg(Freestyle)

Woah, woah, woah dude
It's the big, bad Balbino
You know what I'm talking about?
Uh, Lil Malibu
Hold up let me turn this shit down

I got this frog, yeah, yeah
And his name Pedro, yeah
I wrote this song, yeah, yeah
Cause he get pesos, yeah
And that damn frog, yeah, yeah
He on my payroll, yeah
And that damn frog, yeah, yeah
He on my payroll, yeah

All the ladies love him
Cause he got that shrimp fried rice dick
Yeah, they really like it
I be sticking to ya like I was yo sidekick
I don't even give a fuck about a side chick
Yeah, and about the shrimp fried rice
Uh, for a frog that's a nice size
(And about the shrimp fried rice
Uh, for a frog that's a nice size)
A bullfrog that likes flies
That's my type
I like guys that like guys
Ha, I'm not gay, I'm just trying to say
That uh, if I had to call up my brother *****
Then imma probably have to come fuck up ya day
Cause you probably fucked over my brother Pedro
I don't even give a fuck
I get the pesos
And I got my brother on the fucking payroll

Yeah, I got this frog, yeah
And his name Pedro, yeah
I wrote this song, yeah, yeah
Cause he get pesos, yeah
And that damn frog, yeah, yeah
He on my payroll, yeah
And that damn frog, yeah, yeah
He on my payroll, yeah

He's not a bullfrog
He don't do bullshit
He pull up on you with the cool whip, yeah
I'm talking whipped cream
He shoot you with the red beam

Just to eat the nicest flies out of this country
He had to go to Jamaica and get them imported
Before he had to get deported
Cause he was like, uh
An Alaskan frog or something
I don't even know
I've never seen a frog wear a suit before till I met Pedro