Train Enthusiast Enthusiast

Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot
Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot

I would happily stroll through a thousand cats
Just to see you there by some random old tracks
I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole
Just to stumble across your beautiful face so pure all the angels can rest
And I simply can't imagine you having sex
Oh no, I shouldn't have planted that thought in my head

But if I drove a train (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy, I would toot all the tones, just for you
And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver
Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot
Toot, toot
Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot
Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot
Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot

I often lie in my bed, thoughts of your fashion sense
And how you even look good with a camera on your head
Watching someone watch a locomotive so pure like untrodden snow
Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow
To be honest with you though, I don't really care about trains

But if I would drive one (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy, I would toot all the tones, just for you
Oh, you might think me rash, but I'm a train enthusiast, enthusiast
Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot, toot-toot, toot-toot
Toot-toot
Toot-toot-toot

Dick Mabbutt, Class 43's the limit of my expertise
DRS, HST, I only know the name of these because of you

But if I drove a train (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy I would toot all the tones, just for you
One day I'll find something that makes my life go flash
But for now, I'm a train enthusiast, enthusiast