Now's Your Chance To Be A (From "Deltarune")

What's this [burning] before my eyes?
Any DVD at half price
Have a [deal] from this specil guy
Only comes once in your [ant-sized] life
Believe in it, I was a [big shot
The biggest, that's right [sponge], take it from me
Now I need some [generosity
I'm a salesman, and I don't mean [money

Hear that [freedom] cry
Hear that [low low price
This deal must [die
Call the [shots] tonight
For that [paradise
Take [hyperlink blocked
Earn that [specil prize
When you call the [shot

Now's your chance to be a big shot
Slide that [kromer] into the slot
Your life's the drain, abdominal pain
I've got what you need with [hyperlink blocked
Now's your chance to make a big sale
And take it from me [kids] you'll never fail
With Spamton G. Spamton you will prevail
I'm [filling you] with the power of [whale

Hear that [freedom] cry
Hear that [low low price
This deal must [die
Call the [shots] tonight
For that [paradise
Take [hyperlink blocked
Earn that [specil prize
When you call the [shot

Still got doubts? Then get [insured
[You can't imagine what's in store
For an awesome price you [can afford
A deal so low, everyone is [dead
If you don't have [wacky stacks
You're a [joker] [killing] me
I'll give a [deal] for what you lack
Please stop] please stop [killing] me

Hear that [freedom] cry
Hear that [low low price
This deal must [die
Call the [shots] tonight
For that [paradise
Take [hyperlink blocked
Earn that [specil prize
When you call the [shot

Now's your chance to see an [honest man
Who just needs [the number on the back] [of your hand
Then at last [you'll understand
[This wasn't part of the plan
Prizes, [hot single] for grabs
This [desperate] chance to get what you want
Take the deal, dear customer
Bathe] the world in [hyperlink blocked

Hear that [freedom] cry
Hear that [low low price
This deal must [die
Call the [shots] tonight
For that [paradise
Take [hyperlink blocked
Earn that [specil prize
When you call the [shot