Big Brother Ed (feat. B1G D06 N0153)

Yo, uh, aye
This is a story about how I killed Ernie
Mwa-ha-ha-ha

I come alive
On the street
On the street
On the street
Don't repeat
What I'm about to say
Big brother Ed
Big brother Ed
Big brother Ed
Big brother Ed
Big brother Ed
C-A money sign
Back with the money sign
Meet me on the silver line
I don't like lemons, I eat the limes
Big brother Ed
Big brother Ed

Bulldozer, I'm bigger bulldozer
Back on the street, hold on let me pull over
See a chick flick a cig, big tits, licky-lick
Big wrist, gotta spit, 1st gear, flick the wrist
Skrt-skrt-skrt, I look like Bert
Ernie likes her, I'll shoot ernie
Ernie wants to die, Ernie wants to cry
I'll punch him in the eye, watch him cry
Big brother Ed, big brother Ed
Big brother Ed, big brother Ed
Big brother Ed

Waiting for skillet, return to the village
RuneScape, gotta skill it, bitch Imma sip it
Sippin' sippin' sippin' on pee
I like green, I like beans
Come with me, kill Ernie
Where is my banjo?
Where is my glock?
Where did Ernie go with my rock?
I was gonna kill Ernie with that rock
Oh no, he might kill me with that rock
I'll just shoot him with my glock
Bop-bop-bop, bop-bop-bop
Ernie comes around the corner
He's lurking, he's lurking
In dark, he's hurting, he's hurting
I shot him with the burst, he's hurtin'

I still look like Bert Imma bury Ernie in the dirt
Plant some flowers on grave
Now he can't lay his hands on my babe
Got him, I shot him in the head
Dead-dead-dead, Ernie is dead
He made his bed, Ernie is dead
Dead-dead-dead, dead-dead-dead
Ernie is dead, he made his bed
Big brother Ed, big brother Ed
Big brother Ed, big brother Ed
Big brother Ed

I'm the map, I'm the map
I'm the map, like Dora
I'm the map, smell my feet
Hear my ass, I can fap
I can meme, I can trap
I can meme, I'm a meme
Just kidding, fuck-fuck-fuck
Bada-bing, bada-boom
Sing that tune, I can lasso the moon
With a torch, bring your porch
I'm a king, where's my sword?
There it is, in your chest
I'm the king, I'm the best
See this ring, no contest
I don't fling, all the rest
Of my stool, that i'm standing on top of your mom
Ha-ha-ha, he-he-he
First I drink, then I pee
With some glee, fuck your memes
They all suck, I'm the dream
You're a cuck, fuck a duck
Fuck a drum, suck my pee
Pee-pee-poo
Hercules, strong man, yeah
I want to eat some ham
Eat some beans from a can
Smoke some trees with a bang
And a boom, K-artune
Huh, what?
Bitch, I'm a fucking god
Coming soon to a theater near you
Drink my sweat, drink my poo
Sokka was kinda bad, Sokka was kinda rad
Avatar was so good, But Korra sucks some ass
Actually I don't know
I do not watch that show
Cause it's bad, like your mom
Ha-ha-ha, bing-bing-bong
Take that rip, snort some jazz
Snort the tip of my ass
Don't be crass, have some class
We do not play the sax
No I can't, but I won't
Cause I'm fucking lazy
Please leafy, come back to YouTube
We need you, we need you, we need you
Like a dog needs his food
And your mom needs my goo
ROFLMAO
Sucky pork, porky shao
Murky duck, with a towel
In the back of the town
With a gun, and a dog
Who is dying in a bog
Before he saw the sun
Saw the light, start to fight
And survive, overcame
Oversights, in the code
Cause the glitch, he survived
Certain death, what a god
What a G, Flip it back
D-O-G
Hit the sack, hit the green
Cause that's my routine
Before I merk your team
And I make em all bleed
Big brother Ed, big brother Ed
Big brother Ed, big brother Ed
Big brother Ed