Banana Boy

I know you're just passing through
Slowly
You're soft and squishy
You're not scary or lonely

But you make jokes instead of eye contact with me
And i usually laugh
Cause youre funny

Banana Boys
Arent what i wanna write a song about
Banana Boy but you asked me to
So here's their shout out

I can't believe I'm using this
Choice chord progression to tell you banana slug facts
But they live 1-5 years
Are edible
Belong to Genus Ariolimax

Banana Boy
Came onto my path out of nowhere
Banana boy
People can't hurt you
If you don't care

You're gonna hate this song
Because you'll think that I'm putting you in a box and
Wrapping you up in the colors that I want you to be

You're gonna say that I don't know you and I'll say
Well you don't know me
But it's true
I thought you were kind of a prick
But youre more of a mister Darcy

Banana Boy
Banana Boy

Banana Boy
You have the markings of a
Venomous beast
Banana Boy
You may end up
Hurting me the least