The Dildo Bandits
Someone
Stole my dildo
It smelled
Like a clam trap
Now I can't fuck my dog
In the ass
All night long
Hahehehehehe
Hehehehahahwhewewe
On my way
To the store
I saw a stinking hoe
Using my enormous dildo
To fuck her pimp's asshole
To fuck her pimp's asshole
To fuck her pimp's asshole
Fuck you dildo thief
You're going to die
I want my fucking dildo back
Or I am going to cry
That dildo was a hand me down
From my grandma's pile of tricks
And now I sit at home at night
And used my greased up fist
Go fuck a walrus pack
And kill it's little kids
And kill it's little kids
And kill it's little kids
Stole my dildo
It smelled
Like a clam trap
Now I can't fuck my dog
In the ass
All night long
Hahehehehehe
Hehehehahahwhewewe
On my way
To the store
I saw a stinking hoe
Using my enormous dildo
To fuck her pimp's asshole
To fuck her pimp's asshole
To fuck her pimp's asshole
Fuck you dildo thief
You're going to die
I want my fucking dildo back
Or I am going to cry
That dildo was a hand me down
From my grandma's pile of tricks
And now I sit at home at night
And used my greased up fist
Go fuck a walrus pack
And kill it's little kids
And kill it's little kids
And kill it's little kids
Credits
Writer(s): Mark Howitt
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- Groove Worm (feat. The Real Jimi Bonez)
- The Dildo Bandits
- Go F**k a Cow Bum
- Skiddy Lipped Pedestrian Syndrome (Ernie Pt. 2) (feat. Rotnay)
- Pecking Pelican F****r
- The Seige (MC Jelly Bleegins)
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