Pirates of the Puget Sound

Drinking and fighting is what we're born to do
Womanizing, terrorizing, it's nothing new
The end is near, our goal is clear
Pirating and pillaging all your local beer

The sea calls to us to set our course
Taking to the streets with excessive force
The end is near, our goal is clear
Pirating and pillaging all your local beer

Hide your wife and hide your daughter
We drink OLY beer cuz, "It's the water!"
When we're near you'd best be not around
We're the Pirates of the Puget Sound

Drinking and fighting is what we're born to do
Womanizing, terrorizing, it's nothing new
The end is near, our goal is clear
Pirating and pillaging all your local beer

The sea calls to us to set our course
Taking to the streets with excessive force
The end is near, our goal is clear
Pirating and pillaging all your local beer

Hide your wife and hide your daughter
We drink OLY beer cuz, "It's the water!"
When we're near you'd best be not around
We're the Pirates of the Puget Sound

Off to well 80 to get ourselves an ale
Then head to Headless Mumby, to get ourselves some tail! Three Magnets is a callin'
Drunkenness prevails! Climbing up the Top Rung, to raise our forward sails
Head down to Hoe River, to get ourselves some beer. There's plenty at Matchless, at least that's what I hear
Terrorize 4th Avenue, fill your hearts with fear
Trashing the area, destroying all that's dear

Hide your wife and hide your daughter
We drink OLY beer cuz, "It's the water!"
When we're near you'd best be not around

We're no-good, lowlife, thieving degenerates

Pirates of the Puget Sound



Credits
Writer(s): Rented Mule
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