Never Been There

I've never ever been to Alabama or Poughkeepsie
Never ever been there
Maybe someday
I've never ever been to Vladiwostok or Siberia
Just too cold for me
I'll never go there

There's nowhere else in the whole wide world
Where I would like to be right now
I'm glad that you are here with me
So baby, hear me

I've never ever been to smalltown Boring, close to Portland
Never ever been there
I'm sure its beautiful
I've never ever been to Nowhere Else in North Tasmania
Like to go there
Maybe someday

There's nowhere else in the whole wide world
Where I would like to be right now
I'm glad that you are here with me
So baby, hear me

I've never ever been to Middelfart on Funen, Denmark
Never ever been there
Maybe someday
I've never been to Useless Loop, Western Australia
Close to Shark Bay
Too scared to swim there

There's nowhere else in the whole wide world
Where I would like to be right now
I'm glad that you are here with me
So baby, hear me

I've never ever been to Morden Bog in Western Sussex
It's close to Shitterton
Must be wonderful
I've never been to Humpty Doo, Northern Australia
I hate crocodiles
Don't want to swim there

There's nowhere else in the whole wide world
Where I would like to be right now
I'm glad that you are here with me
So baby, hear me

I've never ever been to Sweet Lips or Yum Yum In Tennessee
Or visit Nashville
Or Chattanooga
But I love your sweet lips and your yum yummy everything
I like to visit those
And see how it goes



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Writer(s): Willem Wim Van Winsum
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