21 Rules (Radio Edit)

Don't talk to the prettiest girl all night
Never drink so much to lose a fight
Once you leave a bar, don't go back
Never chase a girl, just call her back
Just call her back

Let the bigger idiot swing first
Speak well without the need to curse
And if you feel like talking shit
Then be ready to deal with it
Oh, be ready to deal with it

These are 21 rules
For the biggest fools
I'm no Casanova
But take it from me, he'd agree
Oh yeah, he'd agree

When you're waiting for a lady
Always do your best to act busy
Don't let her think for even a second
That she can waste your time
Or she'll turn on a dime
Oh, she'll turn on a dime!

Wear black
Wait a week to call her
Never wait to hear back
Always act like your memory is a bit fuzzy
"Yeah... you said something like... uh..."

Never quote her word for word
No matter how easy
Ya hear me? No matter how easy!

These are 21 rules
For the biggest fools
I'm no Casanova
But take it from me, he'd agree
Oh yeah, he'd agree

Never get nervous
Always keep control
Don't say, "I'll walk you home"
Say, "I could go for a stroll"

Don't talk too much, shut your trap
You just rant, you can't rap

Ask about what she loves and listen
Take nothing for granted
You only get what you're given

"Be too cool for school" is the only real rule
If you could be that you wouldn't need to hear this
I'm not saying stop studying
I only learned these things from watching you
From watching you
I was watching you
I was watching you
I was watching you



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Writer(s): Kieran Garvey
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