Lettuce

Yeah, this track's called Lettuce
Once you hear it you won't forget it
Yeah, we're pretty fly
Like an airplane in the sky

I'm not here for the cabbage
When I eat lettuce I feel like a savage
I'm not a meat-eater
When I have that lettuce I'm a speed-eater

Yes, yes
Yum, yum
I like it in my tum
I like to eat my lettuce
Only just for fun

Lettuce, lettuce
Green like the grinch
I'll steal your presents
Replace them with spinach
Yeah, spinach and lettuce
They are a good base
For that nutrition
You really wanna chase

So next time
You're hungry for some food
Grab a salad
It's good for ya dude

My name is Jalepeno
And they are pretty neat
But nothing can beat lettuce
It is so sweet

Yum, yum, yum
I eat lettuce all day
It is so cool
In a major way

Lettuce, lettuce
Green like the grinch
I'll steal your presents
Replace them with spinach
Yeah, spinach and lettuce
They are a good base
For that nutrition
You really wanna chase

So next time
You're hungry for some food
Grab a salad
It's good for ya dude

Little Habenero here for vorse number three
It'll be so good it'll make you wanna pee
My bars are sharp and they're cuttin' like a knife
Choppin' lettuce all day and all night

But real talk about lettuce
You should eat more
It's very nutritious

Lettuce is important
But it's only one part
If you only eat lettuce
That's not very smart