Calendar Freestyle

Where did all my years go
Feels like I'm Boning Thugs and know
No Harmony, just Layzie Bones
And Krayzies too Bizzy to show
On The First of the Month although
They March
Like St Patrick's rolling
Around the morgue, not a corner
Lucky I charmed a pot of gold
To hop in a marsh so mellow
I wet em up get swamped in flows
That Shrek would not ever condone
Y'all donkey, bro
Loads of foes won't heel, they're comatose
Force submission if they're on their toes
I'm Beethoven, give a damn about tone
Smoke a J, like I'm Hova with hoes

I take a toke with the lord
Even he'd say Holy Smoke
Blow a ring out from Gandalf's Dro
Get the bag in like Bilbo
Go akimbo on Bimbos
Never sucky like dildos
My bird divebomb when she swallow
And Finna Jack me like Sparrow
She bow down, straight as arrows
Said bi like LGBT hoes.
Flows
Been rolling solo
Kiss death, I'm giving mono
Like equally leveled stereos
Remix, original, kill 'em both
In sync like Titantic boats
That's the tip of the iceberg
So cold when Imma write a verse
It shatters when I'm striking first
When second it detonates words
Been the bomb
Going off worse
Than rotten milk with the curds
Greece 'em up like I'm roasting a Turk
For Thanksgiving, I know they heard
How my chemistry never works
Cuz I'm Bunsen with the Burner
Repurposed to hurt
Get y'all A Fendi like a purse
And I'm Prada dressing my verbs
Like it be Ranch on Dior skirts
To be Frank, my sauce been too hot
For y'all's tolerance, it knocks
And wasn't meant for any knob
It's my turn to keep this on lock
Everyone I oughta pick on
And OD, B Shimmy Ya
Shimmy shimmy shimmy ya
Shimmy shimmy shimmy ya