Gordon Ramsay ("i'm dicaprio")

Gordon Ramsay is my father
He makes me want to be a chef
But then, I make scrambled eggs
And it's a mess
I can't do anything
Everything I touch, turns to dirt
I flirt by making sounds like I'm hurt
I can't do anything
I flip my pan, and I feed my lamb
Wait, I don't even have a lamb
But it would be cool if one day I owned a lamb
Maybe I could own a farm

Maybe I could own a farm
Grow corn and shit
I have one, in this game I play, yeah
It's called Mind-crap
I watch Gordon Ramsay on screen
Then cooking becomes my dream
But maybe I wanna be an astronaut
Nah, I'm too unmotivated
Hmmm

Switch it back, arts and crafts, build a raft
Sing real fast, beats I blast, crap, fill the gap
With some drugs
I don't do drugs I play Minecraft
I watch Gordon Ramsay, I watch him cook stuff
I sit and eat stuff
I beat my stuff
I make beats and stuff
I'm Kanye
Wait, no I'm Ronnie
Who's Ronnie
I never cracked someone's head with a mic stand, but I'd fuck Lonnie
Who's Lonnie
Some hot chick prolly
It's okay
Meet Gordon
He's my dad
He'll make you want me
But I don't even want me
I wish I had Gōrudo Ekusuperiensu
Hajimemashite
Za Wārudo
Ah, nevermind
I digress
I'm Ramsay
No, I'm not
I'm DiCaprio
No, I'm not
I'm Oliver Sykes
I'm Gordon
Nah, fuck, shit
Who am I?
Ah, I don't even know

Gonna bring it back
Gonna try something new
I'm gonna re-
I'm gonna spin it back
I'm gonna spin it back, yeah

Flip it back, arts and crafts, build a raft
Sing real fast, beats I blast, crap, fill the gap
With some drugs
I play Minecraft
I watch Gordon Ramsay, I watch him cook stuff
I sit and eat stuff
I beat my stuff
I make beats and stuff
Kanye?
Wait, no I'm Ronnie
Who's Ronnie
I never cracked someone's head with a mic stand, but I'd fuck Lonnie
Who's Lonnie
Some hot chick prolly
It's okay
Meet Gordon
He's my dad
He'll make you want me
But I don't even want me
I wish I had Gōrudo Ekusuperiensu
Hajimemashite
Za Wārudo

I'm Gordon Ramsay
Bitch



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