Vlad Putin

There lives a certain man in Russia, in Moscow
Thinks he's big and strong and his army's are so bold
His generals look at him with terror and with fear
But to Western chicks he looks weak and insincere
He has shown he's such an evil creature
Full of envy and desire
But to him they're not such nasty features
Raining down gunfire

Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Started out with the Crimean's
He wouldn't stop until they'd withdrawn
Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Russia's next big war machine
It was a shame how he carried on

He ruled the Russian lands, but dreamed of lands afar
But his choice to invade it seemed really quite bizarre
In all affairs of state he was the man to please
But to the Ukraine they were not his to besiege
For Russia he wasn't a good leader
Peace in Europe is undone
But he maybe was a bit too eager
Now the war's begun

Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Started out with the Crimean's
He wouldn't stop until they'd withdrawn
Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Russia's next big war machine
It was a shame how he carried on

But when his killing and claiming and his lust for power became known to more and more people
The desire to do something, about this outrageous man became louder and louder

"This man's just got to go" declared his enemies
But Vlad Putin said "I can send these nukes with ease"
No doubt that Vlad Putin had lots of hidden bombs
So the West stayed back and just sent Ukraine some arms
In the night his paratroops were landing
On the lands that he did claim
Take all of their cities he's demanding
Set their towns aflame

Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Started out with the Crimean's
And then his threats were seen as benign
Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Russia's next big war machine
It is a shame that he has no spine

Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Started out with the Crimean's
I won't invade, that is what he said
Ra Ra Vlad Putin
Russia's next big war machine
It was a shame that we were misled

Oh those Russian's