We Shot the New Kids On the Block (Remixed and Remastered)

Um I think we're recording
Oh
Oooh Five kids moved on to the block the other day
Weren't much fun never wanted to play
Had to put them out of our misery
Now the New Kids On The Block are history

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Lined em up against the wall and gagged em with a sock
But you should've seen those little suckers run
when we pulled out our Uzis to have a little fun
Ha Ha Ha Ha

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Yes it's grim reality
It ain't no crock
And now the whole world is feelin' jubilated
'Cause The New Kids On The Block Have been exterminated

Yes teeny-boppers it's sad but true
The bubble-gum scum aren't comin' to you
That's right ladies and gentlemen The tour has been cancelled.
All ticket sales are final
If you bought' em You're SCREWED!

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Pumped 'em full of lead and pushed 'em off the dock

Five New Kids
We shot
Uzis sub-machine guns
We've got
Merciful Plastic Bastards
We're not
'Cause
We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Hey

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Strung em up by their toes
And pelted the with rocks
But you should have seen those teeny-boppers start to pout
When we reached down their throats
And ripped their scrotums out

We've
Shot
The New Kids On The Block
Yes it's grim reality
It ain't no crock
Now the whole world is gettin' down
Because The New Kids On The Block are six feet under ground

No more New Kids
No more New Kids
POW-POW-PA-PA-POW
They're all dead

Definite social statement dude
Yup