The Legend of Peri

Our story begins in the slums of Poolesville High School
Where Peri mysteriously appeared one day

After being framed for a crime she did not commit
Peri was forced to move to Poolesville
And assume this new identity to keep herself on the run from the police

Peri quickly associated herself with distinguished members of the community
Such as Anna Bodmer and Billy Beane
But soon she was discovered

Undercover agent Charlie Helfort discovered her presence
And attempted to report her to the FBI
Peri was forced to use her secret gang training of psychological warfare
This included 4D checkers and the power of love
To manipulate him into during her bidding
And he did
Thanks to his ass

The FBI grew restless
And enlisted former FBI chemist Prasad
Into weakening her running ability so that they could capture her
Through a heavy workout of thirty-two hundred repeats
He was able to injure her enough that she could barely walk
Once in this state, the Chinese started making their move

On her way home, trucks began to chase her down
Blaring their horns
And
Shooting bullets
Peri was knocked to the ground
As she was now surrounded by white vans
Suddenly
A door opened
And a bear jumped out

And they fought

Out forty-six people
Forty-five bodies were discovered dead that night
Among them, FBI agents and one grizzly bear
The status of the one survivor remains a mystery to this day