Backwards Sleeping (Interlude)

Are you gonna turn off the light?
No, we're backwards sleeping tonight
No, turn off the light
No, we're backwards sleeping
Turn off the light
Backwards sleeping

What is backwards sleeping?
Okay, you go to sleep
You turn off the light
You get in bed
You go to sleep
You wake up in the morning
It's light outside
Okay, backwards sleeping
You are already awake
Because you just woke up
So we just woke up now
And then when the lights go out
We'll be asleep
And then
In the morning
You'll get out of bed
And the lights'll be on
The lights go off when you sleep
Because when you sleep
The lights are off
Right now, we've woken up
In backwards sleeping, you just do the opposite
You wake up instead of going to sleep
And then you
And then, instead of
Instead of, uhh
Waking up, you... you're going to bed
But you do it backwards
Waking up
And going to bed

I don't wanna backwards sleep
That's too bad