Honk Honk

Good morning ladies and gentlemen!
I'm your host, your Yorick!
Tonight I will be performing Hamlet for you all!
So sit back, make yourself comfortable, and get your tomatoes ready!

There's too much to say now so Just sit back enjoy the show
Just watch me dance and I'll give you love, my honey
I know it's hard to think straight with all these corporate thinktanks
I'm on blast to conserve your laugh

Lifes hard without some fun I'll shoot the chekhov's gun
I'll use the prop backstage and Invoke Director's rage
I'll dance the charleston while you throw rocks and burnt cookies
Hurting myself backstage to quell the fleas

But you don't get that I'm just joking cause thats not fun
Cause its no fun to tease without your smoking gun
No it's not funny to make fun of a smartie
Cause that would screw the party Oh the plays the thing

It's just a character
Fake as a stuffed bear
But it wont fit your lore
My mind's got more to pour

So stand back, have a laugh You can face me with life's wrath
I'll put on my new play All to make your smile stay
What wilt thou do for you When the partys falling though
You need a funny guy, to put some laugh in your lives

It started when you teased me I stayed mute for the funny
The act left me so reckless caught up in your intentions
Fight hard for your attention, to pain I'll give no mention
Because I thought it was a harmless prank

Well I slipped on the slope and fell right into the wall
Now I'm laughed about and teased by the one and all
Granting you my superstitions until I fall
So say Macbeth three times I'll run screaming down the hall
So what's it for if I laugh at my own jokes
So what's it for if I laugh at my own jokes
So what's it for if I laugh at my own jokes
So what's it for if I laugh at my own jokes

It's just a character
Fake as a stuffed bear
But it wont fit your lore
My mind's got more to pour

So stand back, have a laugh You can face me with life's wrath
I'll put on my new play All to make your smile stay
What wilt thou do for you When the partys falling though
You need a funny guy, to put some laugh in your lives

So stand back, have a laugh You can face me with life's wrath
I'll put on my new play All to make your smile stay
What wilt thou do for you When the partys falling though
You need a funny guy, to put some laugh in your lives

Eh, it's showbiz



Credits
Writer(s): Kyle Wong
Lyrics powered by www.musixmatch.com

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