Excuse Me While I Go To the John (Remixed and Remastered)

Excuse me while I go to the john
Don't mind me I do it often
I bet you think that I'm jacking off
But I don't really care
Cuz I steal soap

Soap in the morning
Soap in the evening
Soap in my head to keep my mind clean
Soap for breakfast
Soap for lunch
Soap in my head to keep my mind fresh

From the Hilton
Uhh
Howard Johnsons
Uhh
And the Regency too
O'Hare
And from the air
United Airlines to boot

Soap in the morning
Soap in the evening
Toothpaste is soap and it keeps my mouth clean
Soap for breakfast
Soap for lunch
Soap in my head to keep my mind fresh

Ah haaaa ahhhh

Soap in the morning
Soap in the evening
Soap in my head to keep my mind clean
Soap for breakfast
Soap for lunch
Soap on my TV

General Hospital!
Oh man change the channel.
Click
Hey dude look! It's Scooby Doo!
Oh wow I'll get the popcorn
All right
What do you think our next song should be, man
I don't know



Credits
Writer(s): Eugene Chiovari
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