Résumé

Think I was a little too nice when we first met
You wanted to flirt on the Internet
But I don't think this is Romeo and Juliet
You were a liar, I was an idiot

And now you say you're "so sorry"
Crawling back to me, begging on your knees
But you don't really miss my face
You miss the line on your résumé

So tell me how I'm supposed to take you back
You wanted to control everything I wore, every friend I had
So I hope you're on a better path
Hope it totally diverges on a graph
For the record's sake I know everything you did
When you were out at parties, I heard what your roommates said
Should've never even gone on that first date
But I was feeling charitable that day

(I was feeling charitable that day)
(I was feeling charitable that day)

Used to wonder if you actually believed in love
Cause' I believed your issues were just bits to debug
And your sense of humor's fine, it's just a little bit rough
Have fun with your decision, cause' I've had enough

And now you say you're "so sorry"
Crawling back to me, begging on your knees
But you don't really miss my face
You miss the line on your résumé

So tell me how I'm supposed to take you back
You wanted to control everything I wore, every friend I had
So I hope you're on a better path
Hope it totally diverges on a graph
For the record's sake I know everything you did
When you were out at parties, I heard what your roommates said
Should've never even gone on that first date
But I was feeling charitable that day

(I was feeling charitable that day)
(I was feeling charitable that day)

And I don't think you're bad, I don't think you're fully good
I don't really think I'm glad that you're so misunderstood
And I don't want to write a song to paint you as the villain
But I hate all of those spaces that you used my name to fill in

And all my friends told me we were bound to end
Looks like your résumé is empty now
I hate how you pretend
That I meant more to you somehow