Hard-Up & Hard-Off

You're a quasher
Quash it down to size
You can quash it
With that look in your eyes
Goes on hard
But it comes off soft
Quash me softly and
I'll never get off

Watch me rage against
The quashing machine
A big old fat one
Fallen lean to the green
Qualla Qualla is
The Quashington town
George knows it's
Gone from the up
To the down

Down
Up to the down
Down
Up to the down
Down
Up to the down
Down
Up to the down

You can get your rocks off
You give me a soft-off
Your roll-on rolled right off
Maybe you're a pissed-off peon
Lead you on to lead you off

Giving you the brush-off
Brushing all the dust off
Put you on to put you off
Hard-up, hard on
Hard-off, soft off
Rip it up and rip it off

Hard-up, hard on
Hard-up, Soft-off
On and off and on
Soft-on, hard-off
Hard-on, soft-off
Off and on and off

Hard-up, hard on
Hard-up, Soft-off
Off and on and off
Soft-on, hard-off
Hard-on, soft-off
Turn your fucking
Head and cough

Wax on, whacks off
Wax on, whacks off

George Quashington
Would make it alright
He's going down
From being up every night
I'd hate to picture you
Getting it on
You make me softer
Than a dandelion

Quash me gently
And quashing me true
I'd be hard-up for
Hard-ons if I'm
Hard-off for you
Quash away my sins
And save me a soul
The closest thing
To hell is going
Down in your hole

Down in a hole
Down in a hole
Down in a hole
Down in a hole

You can get your rocks off
You give me a soft-off
Your roll-on rolled right off
Maybe you're a pissed-off peon
Lead you on to lead you off

Giving you the brush-off
Brushing all the dust off
Put you on to put you off
Hard-up, hard on
Hard-off, soft off
Rip it up and rip it off

Hard-up, hard on
Hard-up, Soft-off
On and off and on
Soft-on, hard-off
Hard-on, soft-off
Off and on and off

Hard-up, hard on
Hard-up, Soft-off
Off and on and off
Soft-on, hard-off
Hard-on, soft-off
Turn your fucking
Head and cough

Turn your head and
Turn your head and cough

Wax on, whacks off
Wax on, whacks off