Fixer Upper

What's the issue, dear?
Why are you holding back from such a man?

Is it the clumpy way he walks?
Or the grumpy way he talks?
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet?
And though we know he washes well, he always ends up sort of smelly
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as sensitive and sweet

So he's a bit of a fixer-upper
So he's got a few flaws
Like his peculiar brain, dear
His thing with the reindeer
That's a little outside of nature's laws
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we're certain of
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love

Can we please just stop talking about this?
We've got a real, actual problem here
I'll say!
So tell me, dear

Is it the way that he runs scared
Or that he's socially impaired
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods?
What?
Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness?
Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods?

He's just a bit of a fixer-upper, he's got a couple of bugs
His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for human hugs
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but we know what to do
The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you

Enough!
She is engaged to someone else, okay?

So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's a minor thing
Her quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement
And by the way I don't see no ring
So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, her brain's a bit betwixt
Get the fiancé out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed

We're not saying you can change him, 'cause people don't really change
We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange
People make bad choices if they're mad, or scared, or stressed
But throw a little love their way (throw a little love their way)
And you'll bring out their best
True love brings out their best

Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's what it's all about!
Father!
Sister!
Brother!
We need each other to raise us up and round us out
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, but when push comes to shove

The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix up a fixer-upper is
True, true, true, true, true, true, love
True love, love, love, love, love, true love, true
Do you, Anna, take Kristoff to be your troll-fully wedded
Wait, what?
You're getting married!
Love!