Nonce at the Bus Stop (Live)

Alone in the cold check shirt and a hat
Alone just to glance up on the bus stop
Been there for three or four days
But nobody knows

Cos he's the nonce at the bus stop
Watching me and he's watching you
Yes he's the nonce at the bus stop
Not a soul can tell what he's gonna do

The beanie and the beard
He had glasses and a shirt
The check covering his abdomen
And his trousers all covered in dirt

Yes he's the nonce at the bus stop
Young ones watch out cause he's peering
Over you
Yes he's the nonce at the bus stop
Get on that coach quick before he makes
His move

He will be there at the bus stop
Has to stay 40ft from the school
Can't control his emotions
The school bell is his call

Cos he's the nonce at the bus stop
Watching me and he's watching you
Yes he's the nonce at the bus stop
Not a soul can tell what he's gonna do

Alright Bury St Edmunds
It's that part of the show
We've got one more verse, then it's the last chorus
And when we get to that chorus I want you to sing along with me Nonce at the Bus Stop As loud as you fucking can so everyone across Suffolk can hear you!
Are you ready everybody!?
I said are you ready everybody!?

Now as a final warning
Remember he moves all around
Praying on the young and innocent
Even the police can't keep him bound
So when your travelling on a bus
Or trying to get to school
You will not be captured
Cos you've learnt not to be a fool

Everybody!

Yes he's the nonce at the bus stop
Watching me and he's watching you
Yes he's the nonce at the bus stop
Not a soul can tell what he's gonna do
(Louder!)
Nonce at the bus stop
Young ones watch out cause he's peering over you
(One more time Bury St Edmunds!)
Nonce at the bus stop
Get on that coach quick before he makes his move

Thank you everybody!
You've been an amazing audience!
And we've had a very pleasant evening!
Woo!