The Kid Doc

Bloody noses, broken bones, and black and blue
Wheezin, sneezin, hackin coughs, and the measles too
Chicken pox and asthma shots and every flu
The insanity never stops, cause she's a kid doc

Oh she's a kid doc, she coulda stayed in med school
And given brain surgery another shot
But she's a kid doc, she gets to hand out stickers, fake tattoos and wipe snot
The mom's all talk a lot
The dad's all think she's hot
Your kid will beg and plead, not to see the kid doc

Animal bites and school yard fights keep here office filled
Stomach aches, and kids who fake hey they pay her bills
A dinner out, without her kids gives her such a thrill
The insanity never stops, cause she's a kid doc

Oh she's a kid doc, she coulda stayed in med school
And given brain surgery another shot
But she's a kid doc, she gets to hand out stickers, fake tattoos and wipe snot
The mom's all talk a lot
The dad's all think she's hot
Your kid will beg and plead, not to see the kid doc

Tonsillitis, appendicitis, every days the same
She dreamed of curing something bad or a vaccine in her name
But

Oh she's a kid doc, she coulda stayed in med school
And given brain surgery another shot
But she's a kid doc, she gets to hand out stickers, fake tattoos and wipe snot
The mom's all talk a lot
The dad's all think she's hot
Your kid will beg and plead, not to see the kid doc