(I Don't Like That) Modern Country

I don't care much for Patsy or Loretta, or Twitty, or Williams, or Cash
Never listen to Willie for many obvious reasons
I wanna hear songs about the family, like praying and chugging beer
I wanna hear some modern country
Country

My girlfriend cried, "I don't like that modern country, it all sounds the same"
But that's just the way I like it, no surprises
They just strum four chords and keep good time, that's all you need
I put it on and I feel like I am home

Slide a dollar in that jukebox and play some modern country
So mediocre I want to ignore it
Doesn't fight for my attention and it never upsets me, it's
Modern country, modern country

Every radio should play that modern country
It's music that God has intended
Electric guitar, keyboards, and a little bit of hiphop
Modern country, modern country, yeah

Mmmmmm, yeah I recognize that song, takes me back to '08

I don't wanna think about how my girl left me, and how I lost my dog
Or how hard it was back in the dustbowl days
Let's sing about things that matter, like tailgate parties and keggers
Everything is fun with my modern country, country

Society changes every day, I can't keep up with what's going on
So I turn on the radio to get some modern country
Haggard and the classics are depressing, and Dolly gets me down ("Jolene")
Come on and synchronize yer bluetooth speakers, let's get it on

Slide a twenty in that jukebox and play some modern country
So mediocre I want to ignore it
Doesn't fight for my attention and it never upsets me it's
Modern country, modern country

Every radio should play that modern country
It's music that God has intended
Electric guitar, keyboards, and a little bit of hiphop
Modern country, modern country, yeah
Modern country, modern country, yeah
Modern country, modern country, yeah

Hey Bubba wud you turn off that shit off please, it's fucking driving me crazy

Ya know I recognize that little tune, takes me back to '08, oh wait...